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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett




Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby




Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope



Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis




My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew



My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew

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  • My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew
    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik
    Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown

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  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball


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