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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore



Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor




Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990




I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown



You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash




Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni



Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby

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  • It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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  • My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew
    Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson
    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown

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  • They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown


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